1 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:41,694 Cred has more electrolytes 2 00:00:41,774 --> 00:00:43,676 than Gatorade or Prime. 3 00:00:43,776 --> 00:00:47,780 And now Cred has a new flavor: Cherry Bubblegum. 4 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,493 Eric, do you really need to bring three bottles 5 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:02,162 of that drink to school? 6 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,332 Mom, a kid today is defined by their hydration drink. 7 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,735 I have to have more Cred than anyone else. 8 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,239 ♪ I got Cred, bitches ♪ 9 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,906 ♪ I got Cred ♪ 10 00:01:14,006 --> 00:01:15,742 ♪ I got Cred, bitches ♪ 11 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,610 ♪ I got Cred ♪ 12 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,412 ♪ I got Kiwi Lime ♪ 13 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:20,813 ♪ I got Gooble Grape ♪ 14 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:22,782 ♪ You got no Cred, bitches ♪ 15 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,617 ♪ But I got mine ♪ 16 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,591 ♪ We got Cred, bitches, we got Cred ♪ 17 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,493 ♪ Our teeth are blue, bitches ♪ 18 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,628 ♪ Our tongues are red... ♪ 19 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:36,949 Yeah, but it's, like, seriously, 20 00:01:37,029 --> 00:01:38,585 look at how it's suddenly everybody now. 21 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,167 Like that Spencer Hollis kid. 22 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,601 He never even cared about Cred, 23 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,056 he just drinks it 'cause some stupid influencer 24 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,371 said it's cool now. 25 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,473 Hey, hey, Clyde, where's your Cred? 26 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,010 Um, it's in my... I-I already drank it. 27 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:53,946 See? That's what I'm talking about. 28 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:56,336 Clyde likes Cred so much that he drank all his before noon. 29 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,584 That's a real Cred drinker. 30 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,086 Unlike all the poser Cred drinkers 31 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,688 like Spencer Hollis! 32 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,022 Fuck you. 33 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,758 Fuck you, Spencer, you're a fucking poser! 34 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,161 It's literally everywhere now. 35 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,797 These crazy hydration drinks that say they're healthy, 36 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,900 but are loaded with fake sugars and not safe for children. 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,204 Why now? Why are kids suddenly so into these things? 38 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,738 Online influencers. 39 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,840 They promote this stuff to kids to make money. 40 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:23,163 I don't know what kind of scumbags would push adult things 41 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,145 on something they know kids will watch. 42 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,382 You guys, we have a big problem. 43 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,318 - What is it? - It's about the South Park 44 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,186 elementary art teacher. 45 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,687 Mrs. Streibel? What about her? 46 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,890 We just found out that she's been... 47 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:41,361 doing pornographic videos on OnlyFans. 48 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,430 - No. - Yes. 49 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,165 There's gonna be a big meeting tonight, 50 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,101 and everybody's gonna see it. 51 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,912 Everyone, let's try to be civil here. 52 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:35,282 Be civil? How are we supposed to go home 53 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,084 and explain to our children that their art teacher is a slut? 54 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:41,321 She is not a slut. 55 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:44,724 Mrs. Streibel is a woman engaging in a legal activity 56 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:48,027 on a website that is for adults only. 57 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,097 Of course kids are gonna see it. 58 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,453 They see everything on the Internet. 59 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,969 Well, the problem is you guys buy your kids phones, okay? 60 00:03:57,069 --> 00:04:00,407 Just like you buy them all these unhealthy hydration drinks. 61 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,141 Don't turn this around on us. 62 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,110 We can't control what our kids drink 63 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:05,278 or what they watch. 64 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,946 They're your kids. 65 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,081 Many teachers are struggling to get by 66 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:11,418 and need ways to supplement their income. 67 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:14,321 Mrs. Streibel makes close to minimum wage as a teacher, 68 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:18,525 but on OnlyFans, she makes an extra $10,000 a week. 69 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,796 It doesn't matter how much she made, 70 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,333 we're talking about someone who influences our children. 71 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,535 Did she say $10,000 a week? 72 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,537 Listen, we have suspended 73 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,939 Mrs. Streibel indefinitely, okay? 74 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,807 But over the next few days, 75 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,776 you should probably talk to your kids 76 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:41,548 about what they might have seen, m'kay. 77 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:57,229 Hey, Clyde, w-why don't you come over here and have a seat? 78 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,765 What? 79 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,601 Have a seat, pal. We need to talk to you. 80 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,236 Clyde... 81 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:06,406 we're understanding that some tough things 82 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,341 have been going on at school. 83 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,910 Yes. Yes, they have. 84 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:13,245 All right, well, we know that some of the stuff 85 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,583 you're dealing with might be kind of disturbing. 86 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,818 Yes, it's totally disturbing, yes. 87 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:22,455 All right, Clyde, well, we want to try and help you. 88 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,656 Really? You do? 89 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,492 Thank God. Finally. 90 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,827 Yeah, pal, let-let me explain to you 91 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,363 what "double penetration" is. 92 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,699 Double penetration? 93 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,867 See, in your art teacher's OnlyFans page, 94 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:38,505 her and two men, who love each other very much, 95 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,973 wanted to express that love... 96 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:42,875 Dad, nobody cares about double penetration. 97 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:45,164 My life at school is awful because you don't let me drink 98 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:47,480 hydrating sports drinks like all the other kids. 99 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,382 Clyde, we've told you, those things are filled 100 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,817 with additives and fake sugar, 101 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,585 and they're not good for children. 102 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,873 You're not even my real mom, Janice, 103 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,588 so why don't you shut the fuck up? 104 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,189 Clyde, that's enough. 105 00:05:57,289 --> 00:05:59,111 Every other kid at school is allowed to have it. 106 00:05:59,191 --> 00:06:00,860 They all have Cred, but I have zero Cred 107 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,415 because my dad and his stupid girlfriend 108 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,796 think it's bad for me. 109 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,065 Why do you want to be like all the other kids? 110 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,100 Shut up, Janice, you're not my mom! 111 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,989 All right, Clyde, we're trying to have a nice talk with you 112 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,237 about double penetration, 113 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:13,105 and you can just go to your room now. 114 00:06:13,205 --> 00:06:14,407 Fine! 115 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,909 Thanks a lot for making sure your son 116 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:20,246 is the only kid in school without any Cred! 117 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,989 It's like nobody understands me, you know? 118 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:32,124 Like, all these stupid boomers and people over 40 119 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:34,661 don't know how hard it is for young people. 120 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,496 - Yeah. - Like, yo, if you guys 121 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,565 feel the same way, just leave a comment down below 122 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,366 and smash that like button. 123 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,837 You know, the most important thing is just to be yourself. 124 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,839 And when I feel like I can't be myself, 125 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,709 that's when I need a hydration drink that'll pick me up. 126 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,545 That's when I need Cred. 127 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,247 It's the coolest sports drink in the world. 128 00:06:55,347 --> 00:06:57,316 Cred is 100% sugar-free. 129 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,086 Cred has electrolytes so you can ride your bike. 130 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,721 And also, Cred has more vitamin A 131 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,023 than your body could possibly ever use. 132 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:05,958 I can't feel my face. 133 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,227 Drink Cred or you're a piece of shit. 134 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:11,798 Drink Cred at your school today. 135 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,903 Hey, guys, I know there's a lot of influencers out there 136 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,571 trying to get your attention. 137 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,040 And I just hope that you'll maybe take a moment 138 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:25,411 to check out what I have to say here on My OnlyFans page. 139 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,815 I hope you're all doing great, and if you're watching this PPV, 140 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,750 I hope you'll consider subscribing. 141 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,251 If you want me to give a shout-out 142 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,120 for your social media, I can do that. 143 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,860 And if you want a custom, just let me know 144 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,376 if there's anything special you want to see. 145 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,759 - What the fuck are you doing? - Hey, Sharon, 146 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,460 just supplementing my income. 147 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,129 Are you serious right now? 148 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,998 All right, all right, Sharon, yes, 149 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,100 I am an OnlyFans model. 150 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,802 And I'm not ashamed of it. 151 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,504 Goddamn it, Randy. 152 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:54,907 What is with all the stigma Americans have anyway? 153 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,476 It's just my penis, Sharon. It's not a big deal. 154 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:00,479 No, it's definitely not a big deal. 155 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,048 Okay, good. Thank you. 156 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,883 All I'm doing is taking back control 157 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,985 of my sexuality on a platform 158 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,920 that I can benefit from financially. 159 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,642 So you're just gonna sit here and jack off 160 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,625 for four hours a week just to make a few extra dollars? 161 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,827 I jack off two hours a week anyways. 162 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,529 Now I just do it a little bit more 163 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,265 and make enough money to pay for the increase in gas prices. 164 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,568 If your children find out about this, 165 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,936 they are going to leave home. 166 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,640 Children aren't allowed on OnlyFans, Sharon. 167 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,508 It's totally safe. 168 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:32,011 Kids aren't gonna see this. 169 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,956 Hey, Butters, Tweek, you guys got a second? 170 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,825 - For what? - Okay, you know how, like, 171 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:47,179 some kids in this school really like Cred 172 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:48,561 and others just pretend to, 173 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,349 but really they're posers like Spencer Hollis? 174 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,965 Well, I think we should start a Cred affinity group. 175 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,400 What's an affinity group? 176 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,288 It's where you, like, divide people into groups 177 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:58,457 and single them out in order to make other people feel bad. 178 00:08:58,537 --> 00:09:00,439 See, it's like we're the legit Cred drinkers, 179 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:01,828 and we should just let the very coolest kids 180 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:02,975 into our affinity group. 181 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,376 Hey, Clyde. 182 00:09:04,476 --> 00:09:06,178 - Where's your Cred? - It's just... 183 00:09:06,278 --> 00:09:09,115 - it's, in my backpack again. - That's cool. 184 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,970 You guys think we should let Clyde into our affinity group? 185 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,551 Yeah, I like Clyde. 186 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,807 Hey, Stan. Do you want to be in our affinity group? 187 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,243 - What's an affinity group? - It's like where people separate 188 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,911 into little clubs by, like, skin color or religious beliefs 189 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:20,680 and talk about how much better they are than everyone else. 190 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,348 Usually, white people can't be in an affinity group, 191 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,883 but it's for a drink, so they have to let us. 192 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,632 That's not what an affinity group is. 193 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah, well, no one's inviting you, Kyle. 194 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,922 'Cause it looks like you don't even have any Cred. 195 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,771 Yeah, I do, it's in my backpack. 196 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,006 Sure, it's in his backpack, guys. 197 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:35,642 Yeah, let's see it, then. 198 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,678 It's right here. We drink way more Cred than you guys do. 199 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:41,180 Yeah, right. Tweek drinks four bottles of Cred 200 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,683 for breakfast. 201 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,106 I don't want to be a part of any affinity group. 202 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,554 It just sounds like trouble. 203 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:49,989 Yeah, well, we don't want you. 204 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,523 'Cause you just pretend to like Cred 205 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:52,959 'cause it's a fad right now 206 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,581 like all the other lame-o's in this school. 207 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,228 Hey, guys. 208 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,536 Hey, Clyde, you got a sec? For what? 209 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,320 I was just gonna talk to you about your backpack. 210 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,335 - W-What about my backpack? - Well, it's just... 211 00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:05,124 You know, it's really best to have a backpack 212 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,959 that's got a water bottle pouch to put your Cred in. 213 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,360 See, like, see how y-you can see, like, 214 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,160 you can see my Cred bottle from the outside? 215 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,397 You just go like this, and everyone-everyone 216 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,865 can see your Cred? You're just like, 217 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,080 "Hey, what's going on? 218 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,014 "Yeah, sweet, check out my Cred. 219 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,849 It's, like, right here." 220 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,785 Um, well, I-I don't think 221 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,439 I can get a new backpack till my birthday. 222 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,308 Well, maybe just, like, use some tape or something 223 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,756 to make your own bottle pouch? 224 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,044 You know, we definitely don't want you to look 225 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,492 like you don't have any Cred. 226 00:10:26,592 --> 00:10:28,352 All right, see you in class, brah. 227 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,976 Hey, Sharon. Can we talk? 228 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,346 I feel like there's a lot bad things going on 229 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:50,549 in the world, and it gets so confusing sometimes, you know? 230 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:54,520 I think, as Americans, we watch news about things happening 231 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,523 in the Middle East and we just don't want to get involved. 232 00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,658 And I know it can feel like "What can I do? 233 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,528 I'm not special, how could I ever make a difference?" 234 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:05,932 But we can't let ourselves think like that. 235 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,100 Sometimes what it takes 236 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,703 is just one person to start a movement. 237 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:14,573 One person, and then everyone else might follow. 238 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:23,349 I am not subscribing to your OnlyFans page, Randy. 239 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:26,418 Okay, well, you're a cunt. 240 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,161 Yeah, that looks good. 241 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,596 Maybe a little higher on your side, Butters. 242 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,819 Yeah, that's great. I think everyone can see that now. 243 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,401 That should definitely make people feel unwelcome. 244 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,967 Hey. 245 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,836 Hey... 246 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,604 What's goin' on? 247 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:22,441 So... are you, like, selling Cred? 248 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,011 What? Selling hydration drinks on school grounds 249 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,678 is against the rules. 250 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,247 Come here, come here. 251 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,550 What the... Hey, what are you... What the hell are you doing? 252 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,854 If you're wearing a wire, I will kick your ass. 253 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,456 Bro, I'm not wearing a wire! Do you have Cred or not? 254 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,392 Sure, I got Cred. What are ya looking for? 255 00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:43,162 A little... Watermelon Strawberry? 256 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,350 No, no, do you have any ones 257 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,932 that don't taste like total ass? 258 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,299 You want the good shit. 259 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,568 I got your Bubblegum Grape right here. 260 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,903 Okay, how much? 261 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,138 Eighty bucks. 262 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:54,473 $80? For a shitty fake-sugar drink? 263 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:55,862 What do you think I'm runnin' here, 264 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,609 a fucking charity for the homeless? 265 00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,946 How about some Oatmeal Nummy Nums? 266 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,814 I can get you into that for $65. 267 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,784 I don't have $65. What can I get for three bucks? 268 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,553 Three bucks? Sure. 269 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,688 For that, you can get an empty Cred bottle. 270 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,258 - What good is that gonna do me? - It's easy. 271 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,393 You just fill your empty bottle with water, 272 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:16,095 add a little food coloring. 273 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:20,299 Everyone thinks you got Cred when you actually have no Cred. 274 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:23,469 I'm not giving you three dollars for just plastic garbage! 275 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:24,904 Cool thing, man. 276 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,739 You just go back into the school without any Cred at all. 277 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,641 See how long you last. 278 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,411 Here! 279 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,982 Hey, guys, it's your boy Randy, 280 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,885 and in this video we're doing authentic pad Thai 281 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,652 for under $6. 282 00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,821 Now we're gonna start with some medium shrimp 283 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,390 and some rice noodles. 284 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,478 For the wet ingredients, we're looking at a couple eggs, 285 00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:48,094 some fish and also soy sauce. 286 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,216 And then for garnish, we're gonna do a little cilantro, 287 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,730 green onion, and then of course, 288 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,800 we're gonna top that all off with some fresh nuts. 289 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,203 Those nuts are gonna give it that extra bite. 290 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,490 Now, if you like what you're seeing 291 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:00,439 be sure to smash that subscribe button. 292 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,876 - And... - Get your balls off the table! 293 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,812 Great Sharon you just ruined the shot! 294 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,049 The guys at the deli wanted me to say hi, Randy. 295 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,251 They all saw you on OnlyFans. 296 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,053 Really? Are they gonna subscribe? 297 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,787 No, they're not going to subscribe. 298 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,957 Nobody's going to subscribe, Randy. 299 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,892 Will you fucking stop? 300 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,560 This stuff takes time! 301 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,749 You don't just put up a page and immediately get followers. 302 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,998 You have to support it with other social media, 303 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,433 have a craft to teach... 304 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,735 Being an influencer takes time, Sharon! 305 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,971 So now you're an influencer? 306 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,906 Yes! I'm an influencer. 307 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,742 Maybe you should see how it feels, Randy. 308 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,479 Maybe I should go and do my own OnlyFans. 309 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,648 What? What? 310 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,017 Yeah, like people are gonna pay to see your OnlyFans. 311 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,086 I'll make more than you do! 312 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,388 Sharon, being an influencer is work. 313 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,357 You got to pay for the lighting, for the sound, 314 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,824 you got to be good at editing! 315 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,160 Okay. Cool, Randy. 316 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,794 I'm gonna go start an OnlyFans channel. 317 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:59,365 Ok-okay. Okay, you go do that, Sharon! 318 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,201 I'm gonna fuckin' do it! 319 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,204 Okay, yeah, go supplement our income, Shar... 320 00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:08,774 Sharon? 321 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,733 You got this day, bro! 322 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,370 You're strong and I'm gonna keep on making videos for you. 323 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,080 ♪ I've got Cred, bitches ♪ 324 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,381 ♪ I've got Cred ♪ 325 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,483 ♪ I've got Cred, bitches ♪ 326 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,485 ♪ I've got Cred. ♪ 327 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,410 Hey, guys, we're having a Cred affinity group meeting 328 00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,946 today at 4:00. Nobody's allowed but us, okay? 329 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,393 Hey, Jordan. 330 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:02,714 We're having a meeting today. You can't come. 331 00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:03,983 Affinity group meeting today, Sally. 332 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,297 You're not invited. 333 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:06,585 Well, I think that's just about everyone. 334 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,853 Tweek, did you tell Spencer Hollis 335 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,388 he's not allowed in the affinity group? 336 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,923 Yeah. You told me to call him last night. 337 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,204 He didn't seem to care. 338 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,506 - Yeah, he cares. - There's Clyde! 339 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,344 Hey, Clyde. Look at you with your nice new backpack. 340 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,112 Yeah. You guys like it? 341 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,280 Yeah, it's really cool. 342 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,714 You can see your Cred now. 343 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:24,436 Yeah, it's really nice the way your Cred is... 344 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,586 My God! Clyde! You got Moonrise Mellow? 345 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,708 How the hell did you get a bottle of Moonrise Mellow? 346 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,524 It was just, what my parents gave me today. 347 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,026 You guys, Moonrise Mellow is, like, 348 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,527 the hardest flavor to get ever. 349 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,464 - Whoa, lucky. - Yeah, hey, I'm not sharing. 350 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,233 - Hey, Stan. Hey, Stan. - No, no, dude, wait. 351 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,802 Check out what Clyde has. Moonrise Mellow. 352 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:44,836 That's impossible. 353 00:16:44,936 --> 00:16:46,572 Look at their faces. 354 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,207 They're so jealous. 355 00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,575 No, it's really impossible. 356 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,330 Moonrise Mellow was discontinued months ago. 357 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,080 Guess you wish now that you were in the Cred affinity group. 358 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,882 We told you guys we have better Cred than anyone at school. 359 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,250 It's probably fake. 360 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,152 You think it's fake? 361 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,088 You want to fucking taste it? 362 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,889 What the fuck? 363 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,924 This is fucking apple juice. Gross! 364 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,927 - Let's see. - Hey, give it back. 365 00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:11,130 Yeah, it's apple juice. You guys are posers. 366 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,598 We're not posers! 367 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,401 Hey, guys. Cred affinity group uses fake Cred. 368 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,638 What the fuck? 369 00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,093 What the fuck have you done, Clyde? 370 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,241 I'm sorry, okay? 371 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:23,575 He's sorry. 372 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,277 He faked having Cred, but he's sorry! 373 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,447 All right, look, my parents won't let me drink Cred, okay? 374 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,416 They think it's bad for me. 375 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,751 So you never had Cred? 376 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:33,852 No. 377 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,154 My God! 378 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,423 We all said you had Cred in your backpack, Clyde. 379 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,757 We fucking backed you! 380 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,892 What the hell are we gonna do? 381 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,161 Why do you guys care? 382 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,515 I'm the one who doesn't have any Cred! 383 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,930 That's not how it works, man! 384 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,652 If you don't have Cred, then everyone around you 385 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,267 loses all their Cred. 386 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,869 We're dead. We're fuckin' dead. 387 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,489 Word is gonna spread through the school 388 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,859 that our affinity group has no Cred 389 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,641 and then we're gonna... 390 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,381 How could you do this to us, Clyde? 391 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,350 I'm sorry. It was all the pressure. 392 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,487 I never even wanted to be in an affinity group. 393 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,021 Now I'm doomed! 394 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:15,527 Ooh... Yeah. 395 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,863 - You like that, guys? - My God. 396 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,732 - God. - My God. She did it. 397 00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:23,402 - Yeah. - She actually did it. 398 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,071 - She actually got more subscribers than me. - Ooh, yeah, guys. 399 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,839 Yeah. 400 00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:29,675 Just let me know if there's anything special 401 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,343 you'd like to see, guys. 402 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,712 - 3,100 subscribers. - Ooh... 403 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,481 - Yeah... - How is that possible? 404 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,283 I mean, look at that, the lighting sucks. 405 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,684 The sound keeps clipping 406 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,786 like she got a microphone at Walmart or something. 407 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,655 And who's that guy? He's blocking half the shot. 408 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,258 - Ooh... - This is total amateur hour! 409 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,527 Thanks for calling OnlyFans customer support. 410 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,795 How can I help you? 411 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,997 Yeah, I just found out that my wife has 412 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,365 an OnlyFans page, 413 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,734 and in one day she has more subscribers than me. 414 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,270 I'm starting to think this whole thing is rigged. 415 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,838 Well, it is slightly easier 416 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,708 for our female content creators to find an audience. 417 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,544 Look, my wife can't become a bigger influencer than me. 418 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,765 I'll never hear the end of it. 419 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,480 Well, sir, have you been trying 420 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,660 the pointers we discussed to reach a larger audience? 421 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,318 Yes! I added a skill. 422 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,721 I'm advertising my OnlyFans page with TikTok and Instagram. 423 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,257 What about optimizing your algorithm? 424 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,592 Um, how do I do that? 425 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,060 No, no, no. Not with your penis. 426 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,029 See, what a lot of influencers will do is 427 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,565 they talk about things and show things in their videos 428 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,733 that are trending. 429 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,435 Then you can hashtag that, 430 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,790 and the search engines will think your content is trending. 431 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:35,941 So I... add stuff to my videos that's popular, 432 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,009 and people will accidentally go to my page 433 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,845 trying to search for that popular thing. 434 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:40,979 Exactly. 435 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,381 That's perfect! 436 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:46,084 But what's trending most on the Internet right now? 437 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,759 Hey there, Clyde. How was school? 438 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,628 You want to know how school was? 439 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,196 It fucking sucked! 440 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,766 All I wanted was to have a little bit of Cred at school, 441 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,302 but now I've destroyed it and everyone hates me! 442 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,772 Clyde, we're always trying to do what's best for you. 443 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,807 And you shut the fuck up, Janice! 444 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,810 - You are not my mom. - Clyde! 445 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,019 I seriously can't stand how stupid people are sometimes. 446 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,717 That's why I do all my pranks and stuff. 447 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,753 Sometimes it's impossible to stay positive 448 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,188 when everyone sucks so hard. 449 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,910 If you like what I'm saying in this video, 450 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,058 smash that like button down below. 451 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,395 You know, the thing is, 452 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,929 when you really feel the most down, 453 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,332 that's when you got to fight the hardest, you know? 454 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,935 I'm gonna give you 10 tips to being tougher. 455 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,438 But first I want to give a shout-out to our sponsor 456 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,172 Cred hydration drinks! 457 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,261 Cred gives you all the energy you need! 458 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,978 And now Cred has an all-new exclusive flavor. 459 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:49,515 Introducing new Mega Cred. 460 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:50,882 It's a super limited edition 461 00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:53,251 only available to a select few. 462 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,454 And Cred's doing a big giveaway 463 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,890 and maybe these super limited edition bottles can be yours. 464 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,830 So I looked it up, 465 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,250 and there's this drink called Cred 466 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,600 that's the most searched thing on the internet. 467 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,101 I figured if I can get my hands 468 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:11,970 on some of the more hard to get bottles 469 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,873 and put them in my videos, maybe I'll get more traffic. 470 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,643 Everyone says maybe you can help me. 471 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,147 Cred? What's Cred? Never heard of it. 472 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,050 Okay, look, I'm not wearing a wire. 473 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,618 You want to see? 474 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,321 No, no, I don't want to see! What the hell is wrong with you? 475 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,390 I'm looking for a lot of Cred. 476 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:32,824 Maybe I can even get them 477 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,726 to eventually sponsor my adult web channel. 478 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,027 Okay. Then you'll want 479 00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,696 some of the harder stuff that's marketed 480 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,997 for adults only. 481 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:41,266 Like maybe... Peppa Pig Peppermint. 482 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,535 That doesn't sound like it's marketed for adults. 483 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,373 Well, maybe you want to try the I'm a Big Boy Blueberry. 484 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,495 All right, look, just... How much for the whole bag? 485 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,643 You want my whole bag of Cred? 486 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:52,944 I want you to supply me 487 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,046 with every bottle of Cred you can find. 488 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:58,183 I have to have more subscribers than my wife. 489 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,363 Eric, sweetie, are you feeling any better? 490 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,800 No, Mom, I'm dying. 491 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,403 I've been completely discredited. 492 00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:22,140 Eric, everything is going to be okay at school tomorrow. 493 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,742 It's too late. 494 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,464 I've already stepped down as founder and chairman 495 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,978 of my own affinity group. 496 00:22:27,078 --> 00:22:29,715 You'll find my letter of resignation on the nightstand. 497 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,619 I'm choosing to step down 498 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,722 before all those sick bastards at school try and force me out. 499 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,924 Well, you need to sit up for just a minute. 500 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,892 Your little friend Clyde wants to talk to you. 501 00:22:40,992 --> 00:22:43,629 Clyde? No, no, no, no, no. Do not let... Mom! 502 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,731 Do not let Clyde in my... Aw, goddamn it. 503 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,365 What do you guys want? 504 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,068 Eric, Clyde has an idea that might save our Cred. 505 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,405 Nothing is going to save our Cred, you boners. 506 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,040 Will you just listen? 507 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,329 My influencer said there's gonna be a big Cred promotion 508 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,544 at a CVS in Pueblo. 509 00:22:58,644 --> 00:22:59,945 A promotion, great. 510 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,467 They're gonna sell a very limited quantity 511 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,849 of an all-new Cred that nobody's even tried yet. 512 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,851 So we could ditch school, 513 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,285 find a way to get to Pueblo 514 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,207 and come back with a Cred nobody else can even get. 515 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:10,789 We'd have our Cred back. 516 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,659 We followed Clyde before, you guys, 517 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,461 and it cost us everything. 518 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,028 Look, 50 cases of Cred, 519 00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:18,964 only available tomorrow 200 miles away 520 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,866 and then not available for another six months. 521 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,367 It's called Mega Cred. 522 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,272 All right, you son of a bitch. 523 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,375 Maybe our affinity group isn't dead just yet. 524 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,048 Hey, what up, guys? It's your boy Randy. 525 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:38,628 In this video, I'm gonna be trying out 526 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,286 six different flavors of the newest sports drink. 527 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,155 As you can see, I've got lots of Cred. Do you like Cred? 528 00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:45,624 If so, leave a comment down below, 529 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,325 and maybe smash that like button. 530 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:49,260 Okay, we're gonna start with Summer Popsicle. 531 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,996 I guess it's pretty popular. 532 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,699 Smells okay. Let's see how good it is. 533 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,335 Ooh. Okay, yeah. 534 00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:58,670 That one's kind of fizzy. 535 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,672 K-Kind of fizzy, but more on the penis 536 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,040 than it is on them balls. 537 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,542 Yeah, this is really nice. 538 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,310 Yeah, it looks good. 539 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:07,278 Yeah, looks delicious. Oishii. 540 00:24:07,378 --> 00:24:09,815 Hey If you're liking the content, be sure to subscribe. 541 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,116 Really helps the channel out. 542 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:12,918 Let's move on to another flavor now. 543 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:14,853 This one's called Purple Snow Globe. 544 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,254 Let's see how it tastes. 545 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:19,090 Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. 546 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:25,731 My God! 547 00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,165 Hey, Sharon! 548 00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,200 Sharon, you got to see this! 549 00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:33,572 There you are, Sharon. 550 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,642 Been out shopping with all the money you made on OnlyFans? 551 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,977 I'm ready to stop whenever you are. 552 00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:41,146 Ho! Yeah, I don't think so, Sharon. 553 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:44,215 I just had a video on TikTok with 1,000 views 554 00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:46,752 and a video on Meta with 2,000! 555 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:50,088 That's gonna drive all the subscribers to my OnlyFans page. 556 00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:53,224 You said my penis wasn't a big deal, and now look! 557 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,094 What are you doing to that Cred bottle? 558 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,029 That's just a little trend jumping. 559 00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:01,199 Randy, you know who drinks Cred, right? Children! 560 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,201 No, it's not even suitable for children. 561 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,170 Okay, this has to stop, Randy. 562 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:08,439 The only views you're getting on TikTok and Meta are from kids! 563 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,909 That's not what the data shows, Sharon. 564 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,277 According to Meta and TikTok, 565 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,912 their audience is predominately people 566 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,280 over the age of 22. 567 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,382 That means it's not kids who care about Cred, 568 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:20,418 it's adults who want to see my dick. 569 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,989 Randy, please. Let's just call it a tie, okay? 570 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,191 I bet you'd love that now. 571 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:30,028 Now that my OnlyFans is about to be bigger than yours. 572 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,898 I'm gonna beat your ass, honey! 573 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:41,927 Jesus, now it looks like they're doing 574 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:43,842 a two-bottle max per person. 575 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,712 O-Okay, so two bottles each. That means we'll have eight. 576 00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,747 - Is that enough Cred? - My God. 577 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,048 No! 578 00:25:50,148 --> 00:25:52,117 We want Cred! We want Cred! 579 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,687 We want Cred! We want Cred! 580 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,455 Dude, there's like 2,000 kids here. 581 00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:59,077 Don't these losers have anything better to do 582 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:00,558 than fight over a shitty drink? 583 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:02,379 Come on, we gotta make our way to the front. 584 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:05,764 Tom, I'm standing outside the CVS in Pueblo 585 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:09,167 where thousands of children have shown up to get some Cred. 586 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,002 The fake sugar hydration drink 587 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,271 is considered not suitable for children 588 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:15,173 and yet kids are literally fighting 589 00:26:15,273 --> 00:26:17,776 to get their hands on this limited edition. 590 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:21,579 I'll be covering the whole thing live here on my OnlyFans page. 591 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,916 Just DM me if there's anything custom you'd like to see. 592 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,551 Dude, this is fucking crazy! 593 00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,854 There's never gonna be enough Cred for everybody! 594 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,757 My God. No. No! 595 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,558 It's fucking Spencer Hollis. 596 00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:35,627 Hey, stop pushing, kid. 597 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:37,863 What's he doing here, that dirty son a bitch? 598 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:39,417 He fucking ditched school to come get Cred 599 00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:41,900 and he doesn't even like it! He's a fucking poser! 600 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,638 We want Cred! We want Cred! We want Cred! 601 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:49,040 The delivery truck! 602 00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,047 - Get away! - Give me Cred! 603 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:58,850 You're all a bunch of animals! 604 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,652 Cred! Give me the Cred! 605 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,053 I got to have Cred! 606 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:05,657 We want Cred! We want Cred! 607 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:08,159 Okay, go, go, go! 608 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,315 Okay, okay, it's here, you bastards. 609 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,830 - Come in and... - I was here... 610 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,332 Tweek's not gonna make it, you guys. 611 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:19,004 - Where is it? - Where's the Cred? 612 00:27:21,072 --> 00:27:22,540 It's over there! 613 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,909 Give me Cred! 614 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,577 Me first! Me first! 615 00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,215 Give me the Cred! 616 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,855 There's some, right there! 617 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,124 It's gone! It's all gone! 618 00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,697 Mom! 619 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:47,799 Spencer? 620 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,368 Start the car! Start the car! 621 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,170 Jesus Christ! 622 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:54,305 Start the fucking car, Mom! 623 00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:56,541 Spencer's getting away with the Cred! 624 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,613 No! 625 00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:06,451 Well, these are extremely impressive numbers. 626 00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:09,454 It looks like your content's getting a lot of views online. 627 00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:10,756 Yeah, thanks. 628 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,377 But you see, what I'm trying to learn now 629 00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:14,292 is how to take all the views I'm getting 630 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:16,661 on like Instagram and stuff and use them 631 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,196 to make myself bigger. 632 00:28:18,296 --> 00:28:20,031 Well, we can help you with that. 633 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:21,152 You know, to really succeed, 634 00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:22,633 you gotta ask yourself: 635 00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:25,771 What is it that you want to achieve as an influencer? 636 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,606 Well, what I really want to do 637 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,441 is beat my wife. 638 00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:34,946 You want to beat your wife? 639 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,815 I mean, don't we all? 640 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:38,216 I-I don't understand, 641 00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,752 you want to beat your wife on Instagram? 642 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,153 I want to beat her on Instagram, 643 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:43,755 I want to beat her on TikTok, 644 00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:46,624 but mostly I want to beat the shit out of her on OnlyFans 645 00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:48,359 and make a lot of money doing it. 646 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:51,429 Okay, well, if you can get the kids to watch 647 00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:53,198 then we can find you a sponsor. 648 00:28:53,298 --> 00:28:55,633 Organizations will do anything to reach kids these days. 649 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:57,568 Yeah, yeah, but, see, my content 650 00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:59,838 actually isn't suitable for children. 651 00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,840 Right. I mean, the data shows 652 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,609 kids aren't the main audience for any of this stuff, right? 653 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:07,478 - Right. - Right. 654 00:29:07,578 --> 00:29:10,648 Mr. Marsh, the thing is, a sponsor not only gets you cash 655 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:13,284 but they also help you push that algorithm 656 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:15,620 so that their message is heard through you. 657 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,088 Really? 658 00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:18,710 Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of companies 659 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,526 that want to pay you to show your videos to "not kids." 660 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,528 But what we want to do is get these sponsors 661 00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:25,663 to bid against each other for your audience. 662 00:29:25,763 --> 00:29:27,966 That's when you become a big influencer. 663 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:30,969 And then you can beat your wife as much as you want. 664 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,404 Wow. 665 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:23,788 There's nothing. 666 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:25,423 Just two more broken Cred bottles. 667 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:28,093 And a couple of cans of SpaghettiOs. 668 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,799 I don't think I can go back. 669 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,667 Go back to what? 670 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:38,836 Spencer Hollis has all the Cred now. 671 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:41,272 Tomorrow, he'll start his own affinity group 672 00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,274 and not let any of us in. 673 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:46,244 Don't you guys think this is all fucked up? 674 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,646 Yeah, fucked up 'cause of you. 675 00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:50,781 No, I mean what they're doing to us. 676 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,784 Look at this. My influencer told me to come down here. 677 00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:55,540 He knew there wasn't gonna be enough Cred for everyone. 678 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,208 It's like... It's like they wanted to create 679 00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:00,325 this false scarcity. Give all us kids FOMO. 680 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:03,061 If anyone's a FOMO, Clyde, it's you. 681 00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:06,264 You guys aren't listening. We've been manipulated. 682 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,186 If kids are willing to fight and die over this, 683 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,488 then what else would they be willing to fight and die over? 684 00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:12,670 Nobody in school cared about hydration drinks 685 00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,039 three weeks ago. 686 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,541 My influencer convinced me to come down here. 687 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:19,077 What else is he convincing me to do? 688 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,779 So, maybe if we find your influencer, 689 00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:23,014 then he can give us Cred? 690 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,282 No! 691 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,251 No, no, no. I like your angle, Clyde. 692 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:27,919 Maybe this whole thing is a sham. 693 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,854 If we can make the whole thing look stupid, 694 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,676 then we make a Cred affinity group look stupid. 695 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,845 Then Spencer Hollis will have nothing to keep us out of. 696 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,494 I just know there's more to all this than we think. 697 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,596 I know what town my influencer lives in. 698 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,698 I want some goddamn answers. 699 00:31:40,798 --> 00:31:42,133 Tweek, Butters, 700 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,754 gather up all the Pop-Tarts and SpaghettiOs you can. 701 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:46,904 We move out at ninetytwo-hundred. 702 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,481 Can I help you? 703 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:58,383 Yeah, hi, I'm a big influencer? 704 00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:01,386 My agent sent me here to find a sponsor? 705 00:32:01,486 --> 00:32:04,289 - Name. - Randy Marsh? 706 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:06,044 It's with five Rs because there was already 707 00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:08,293 a Randy Marsh on TikTok. 708 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,915 Put this around your neck. Through that door 709 00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,796 and wait with the other influencers. 710 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:13,364 Okay, thanks. 711 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,669 Okay, influencers, follow me, 712 00:32:18,769 --> 00:32:20,538 stand in a straight line and step forward 713 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:22,640 when your number is called. 714 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:29,180 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 715 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,302 We have some incredible influencers available today. 716 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:33,351 They are all complete freelancers 717 00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,353 and looking for sponsors. 718 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,856 First off, we have influencer number 394 719 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,325 This is BlinkyBlankyGirl. 720 00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:42,360 She has over 10,000 views on Instagram, 721 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,229 6,800 on TikTok 722 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,164 and is up-and-coming on Meta and X. 723 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:47,685 Who would like to own this influencer? 724 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,934 We'll start the bidding at 20.20, do I hear 20? 725 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,536 There's 20. Do I hear 25, 25? 726 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,006 Let's hear 25, 25, 30. 727 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:56,474 25 from Mattel Toys. 728 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:58,443 Mattel Toys now the highest bidder at 25. 729 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:02,713 25, who's gonna go for 30? 30, 30. 730 00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:04,815 30! 30 from Lunchables! Let's go 50. 731 00:33:04,915 --> 00:33:06,317 50 now, who wants the influencer? 732 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,819 - 50, 50. - 100! 733 00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:12,323 100! 100 from the Chinese government! Can we go 150? 734 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:14,692 150? 735 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,561 150, 150, yes! 736 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,329 Stoli Vodka at 150. 737 00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:19,997 150, the current bid from Stoli Vodka. 738 00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,399 What about you, Build-A-Bear? 739 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,902 Do we hear from Build-A-Bear? 740 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:28,373 160! 160 from the NRA, outbidding Stoli Vodka. 741 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:30,708 Who wants to influence the youngins more? 742 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:34,445 170 from Voices for Ukraine. 743 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:36,247 Don't let them outbid you, Russia. 744 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,416 No? Chinese government? No? 745 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:41,619 Sold to Voices for Ukraine. Thank you. 746 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:44,389 I don't understand what happened. 747 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,710 Just keep making your stupid videos, 748 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,125 they'll tell you what to say. 749 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:50,061 Okay, next up we have influencer number 226. 750 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,897 This is Kevinlovesoranges. 751 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:56,334 Over six million views on TikTok, 4,600 on Instagram 752 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,203 and a small following on X and Meta. 753 00:33:58,303 --> 00:34:01,005 Who wants Kevinlovesoranges to push their agenda? 754 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:03,908 We'll start at 40, 40. China in at 40, China at 40. 755 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:07,278 - Who's gonna go 50? - Russia with 50. 756 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,647 55, 60, Big Pharma at 60. 757 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,416 60. Kellogg's Cereal. 758 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:12,817 Ravenclaw Casinos. 759 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,319 Influence the children. 760 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,721 Can I hear 70? Last call for 70. 761 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,025 Sold to the Canadian government, congratulations. 762 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:23,861 Our next influencer, number 427. 763 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:26,231 This is Randy Marrrrrsh. 764 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:29,200 We'll start the bidding at 50.50, do I hear 50? 50? 765 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,907 50? No? Come on, Mattel Toys. Let's hear from you. 766 00:34:37,007 --> 00:34:38,709 How about 40? 40? 767 00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:40,044 How about 40, let's do 40? 768 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,618 Freeze! Nobody move! 769 00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:55,293 Up here! He's up here! 770 00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:57,462 Are you Randy Marrrrrsh? 771 00:34:57,562 --> 00:34:59,464 - Yeah? - All right, we got him. 772 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:00,665 Hands behind your back. 773 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,333 Me? I didn't do anything. 774 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,669 I'm just trying to beat my wife. 775 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,938 On your knees! Hands behind your back now! 776 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,878 Hello? Logan LaDouche? 777 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:17,148 Hello? We know you're in there. 778 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,420 Go away. I'm in enough trouble as it is. 779 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,355 Look, dude, we just want to talk to you, okay? 780 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,324 No, not okay. I'm in hiding. 781 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:27,925 How did you guys find me? 782 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,747 Dude, if you're in hiding, you shouldn't probably post 783 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,929 videos of yourself at the motel you're hiding in. 784 00:35:32,029 --> 00:35:35,700 Shit. Shit, I just can't help myself. 785 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,606 Brah, we need to know the truth about Cred. 786 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:45,042 I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to cause a riot. 787 00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:47,278 Did Cred want us all to kill each other? 788 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:51,449 If you found me, then so can they. Just go. 789 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:53,484 Okay, okay, fine, Mr. Influencer, 790 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,720 we'll leave. 791 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,356 - Yeah. - What the fuck are you doing? 792 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,157 Where's the Cred? You got some Cred? 793 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:01,592 Butters, Butters, calm down. 794 00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,228 They're gonna take me out, man. 795 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:06,063 I should just turn myself in. I'll be safer in jail. 796 00:36:06,163 --> 00:36:08,233 Listen, dude, I went to Pueblo 'cause of you. 797 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,954 Why did you tell us we could get Mega Cred 798 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,502 when you knew there wasn't enough? 799 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,638 Brah, I don't even drink that crap. 800 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,172 Don't you get it, man? 801 00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,908 I'm just this tiny little piece of a very big lie. 802 00:36:18,008 --> 00:36:20,010 You guys are all being manipulated. 803 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,213 I trusted you. I've watched all your videos, 804 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,482 and you told me to be strong and never give up. 805 00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:26,451 That's all just Cred messing with me? 806 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,953 Don't you get it? I don't work for Cred. 807 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:31,556 The Cred is just there to get views, man. 808 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,224 'Cause kids love it so much. 809 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:36,160 But if Cred isn't your sponsor, then-then who is? 810 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:39,797 If you knew, it would make you sick. 811 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,368 They just use you and Cred to get to us, 812 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,035 and those higher-up people 813 00:36:45,135 --> 00:36:46,904 can get us some limited-edition Cred? 814 00:36:47,004 --> 00:36:49,940 - Who has the Cred? - Butters, Jesus. 815 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,347 There-there she is. 816 00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:58,082 Hey, Sharon. 817 00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,650 This is my wife, Sharon. 818 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:01,886 She's an OnlyFans model just like me. 819 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:04,822 We are both legally supplementing our income. 820 00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:07,191 So you work with your husband, ma'am? 821 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:09,860 No, we have very different OnlyFans accounts. 822 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,862 I could never do what he does. 823 00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:13,984 Thanks, honey, it's nice for you to finally admit it. 824 00:37:14,064 --> 00:37:16,634 Now I'd like to know what I'm being detained for. 825 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,503 Exposing children to pornography, 826 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,204 soliciting nude images to a minor, 827 00:37:20,305 --> 00:37:21,539 child endangerment... 828 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,308 Come on, like it's just me? 829 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:24,875 Everybody's doing it. 830 00:37:24,975 --> 00:37:27,144 There's an entire network where everyone just pretends 831 00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:29,013 Internet platforms aren't made for children 832 00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:32,182 but they all auction our kids to the highest bidder. 833 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:36,787 You seem like some kind of influencer expert. 834 00:37:36,887 --> 00:37:38,956 Would you say these things on record? 835 00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,858 No, 'cause I'm a sovereign citizen, 836 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,494 and I don't need to tell you anything. 837 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:46,631 - Randy, you need to cooperate. - Why? 838 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:48,999 I'll tell you why, scumbag. 839 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,469 Your posts drew in a lot of children, 840 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,438 and they like to copy what they see. 841 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:57,308 So then kids started creating their own erotic content 842 00:37:57,408 --> 00:37:59,243 based on yours. 843 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,113 - What? - That's right. 844 00:38:03,213 --> 00:38:05,983 We've just found sexuality explicit, 845 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:09,219 pornographic images of minors. 846 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,922 I warn you, what you are about to see 847 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:15,393 is extremely disturbing and graphic. 848 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:30,475 God. 849 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:32,042 Don't close your eyes now. 850 00:38:32,142 --> 00:38:35,212 You think these miners deserved to be treated like this? 851 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:48,893 What have I done? I had no idea. 852 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:52,062 Randy, you knew kids were watching your content. 853 00:38:52,162 --> 00:38:54,699 Yeah, but I never knew it would lead to... 854 00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:56,901 pornographic images of miners. 855 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,903 God, it's disgusting. 856 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,939 Being an influencer is disgusting. 857 00:39:02,039 --> 00:39:04,475 All right, I'm gonna tell you everything I know 858 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:06,511 about how the system works. 859 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:08,212 This has to stop. 860 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:10,415 Hey, what's up, guys? 861 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,036 Just wanted to let you all know that I think 862 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,504 maybe I'm gonna get killed or arrested, 863 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:15,420 so I'm hiding out in this motel room. 864 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,055 Be sure to like and subscribe. It really helps the channel out. 865 00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:19,924 Dude, will you stop making videos? 866 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,959 I don't know what else to do, okay? 867 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:24,695 All I've ever done is make fucking videos. 868 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,564 But for who? You said it wasn't for Cred, 869 00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,098 so then who sponsors you? 870 00:39:28,198 --> 00:39:30,200 I just wanted to be a big influencer. 871 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,537 So I got put on this stage and I was auctioned off 872 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:34,138 to the highest bidder. 873 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:37,107 People will pay anything to push their agenda on you guys. 874 00:39:37,207 --> 00:39:39,397 What, you mean, like, the Chinese government or something? 875 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,279 I'm sponsored by people worse than the Chinese government. 876 00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:44,882 I can't tell you who they are, because then the companies 877 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,284 that run the whole system will have me killed. 878 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:49,319 We deserve to know who's been manipulating us. 879 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,757 Tell us the truth and we'll make sure you're safe, okay? 880 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,059 You promise? 881 00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,462 Yes, we promise. 882 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,163 Fine. 883 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,932 The truth is, I'm being paid by... 884 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:06,103 Whoops! 885 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,374 Okay, okay. 886 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:13,077 We don't care who's trying to influence us! 887 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,350 The game is up, scumbag. 888 00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:22,987 We know about the whole operation. 889 00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:27,124 We know everything. 890 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,827 The influencers are being paid by organizations 891 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:33,030 to knowingly influence children. 892 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,487 The data shows that consumers 893 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:40,805 of social media platforms are predominately adults over 21. 894 00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:42,272 Come on. 895 00:40:42,372 --> 00:40:44,374 Within tech companies, it's an open secret 896 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:48,613 that millions of users are actually under the age of 13. 897 00:40:48,713 --> 00:40:50,915 Tech companies are working diligently 898 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,217 to find ways to make the Internet safer for children, 899 00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:54,852 but these methods are often criticized 900 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,054 for violating free speech. 901 00:40:57,154 --> 00:41:00,725 Okay, and tech companies use those assertions 902 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:04,895 and their endless cash to keep regulations tied up in court 903 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:08,899 so they can continue to profit off of our kids. 904 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:14,905 Okay, well, you'll never take me alive, copper. 905 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:25,182 He's still alive. Let's get City General out here. 906 00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:32,056 Who do you work for? Who's trying to influence me? 907 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,331 He's just the middleman, kids. 908 00:41:41,431 --> 00:41:45,269 Whoever was trying to influence you is still a mystery. 909 00:41:59,249 --> 00:42:01,518 Hey, fellas, I got an idea. 910 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,988 How about we just keep our affinity group, 911 00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:05,556 but instead of it being about Cred, 912 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,659 it's just about how proud we are of who we are. 913 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:11,015 No, they won't let us do that, Butters, 'cause we're white. 914 00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:12,382 White people can't be in groups talking about 915 00:42:12,462 --> 00:42:14,431 how proud they are, it doesn't fly. 916 00:42:14,531 --> 00:42:15,833 Dang it. 917 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,702 Well, then, I guess we just got to accept 918 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:19,436 that we're gonna go to school tomorrow 919 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:21,305 and get totally boned. 920 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,640 Yep. 921 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:27,344 Hey, look, you guys. It's Cred. 922 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,453 Mr. Marsh? What are you doing with all that Cred? 923 00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:40,257 I'm putting it where it belongs, in the garbage. 924 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:44,114 But that's, like, Jelly Roll Midnight Waffle House. 925 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:45,963 Do you know what that's worth? 926 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,431 Yeah, I know what it's worth. 927 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,533 It's worth gold to all the people in the world 928 00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:52,469 who want to use social media to influence children. 929 00:42:52,569 --> 00:42:55,139 But there's more to life than making money. 930 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,676 And there's more to marriage than just beating your wife. 931 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,410 The bottom line is that 932 00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:03,113 all this social media influencer garbage 933 00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:05,783 is not suitable for children. 934 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:07,885 And if you're a kid on social media, 935 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:11,789 you have to know that someone is always trying to get to you. 936 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,224 All you have to do is ask yourself, 937 00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:18,262 "Who is it that wants to influence me the most?" 938 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,268 Holy shit. 939 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,907 Janice! 940 00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:34,578 Clyde, where have you been? We've been worried sick. 941 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,714 It was you, this whole time. 942 00:43:36,814 --> 00:43:39,216 You've been trying to influence me for months. 943 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,785 Clyde, you really should have 944 00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:42,306 let your father know where you were... 945 00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:44,521 You've been paying an influencer to try and reach me, 946 00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:46,590 and you caused this whole fucking mess! 947 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:49,059 What is this about, Janice? 948 00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:53,463 I don't think people understand how hard it is to be a stepmom. 949 00:43:54,699 --> 00:43:56,500 You want to try and teach your kids, 950 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,070 but they don't listen because you're not their "real parent." 951 00:44:01,238 --> 00:44:04,308 I just wanted to be a good influence on you, Clyde. 952 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,143 But influencing kids these days 953 00:44:06,243 --> 00:44:10,047 requires good lighting and a quality microphone. 954 00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:12,950 But why Cred? If you're so against it, 955 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,584 then why have it in all those videos? 956 00:44:14,685 --> 00:44:17,187 That was just to get your views, Clyde. 957 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:20,657 Your views are so important to me, 958 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,492 because we never talk. 959 00:44:22,592 --> 00:44:25,095 Maybe what I did was all a bit much, 960 00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,964 but look at us. 961 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:29,700 Here we are, talking. 962 00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:34,972 Janice, can I call you "Mom"? 963 00:44:35,072 --> 00:44:37,141 Yes, of course. 964 00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,343 Fuck you, Mom! 965 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:50,721 Whoa, Spencer, is that Mega Cred? 966 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:52,222 Yeah, pretty cool, right? 967 00:44:52,322 --> 00:44:54,258 "Pretty cool"? How'd you get that? 968 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,761 I just went to this thing in Pueblo. No big deal. 969 00:44:56,861 --> 00:45:00,097 Everyone! Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 970 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,332 We have something really important to tell you guys. 971 00:45:02,432 --> 00:45:03,868 Tweek and Butters and I have learned 972 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,435 a lot of things recently. 973 00:45:05,535 --> 00:45:08,038 We have news that you will all find shocking. 974 00:45:08,138 --> 00:45:10,040 You see, we talked to Mr. Marsh, 975 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,276 and he gave us four bottles 976 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,845 of Jelly Roll Midnight Waffle House. 977 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,102 No, no, no. Back up. 978 00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,517 This is for the Cred affinity group only. 979 00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:23,187 - You can look at our Cred, but don't touch. - All right! 980 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:25,722 Hey, Clyde. 981 00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:27,457 Say, Clyde, you, 982 00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:29,459 forgot your super special Jelly Roll Cred 983 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:31,495 at the group meeting, remember? 984 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:41,005 It tastes amazing. 985 00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:42,239 All right! 986 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:44,641 Yeah! Clyde's got Cred again!